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In honor of the release of my second novel, MR. MALCOLM’S LIST, I’ve created a list of the top ten reasons you should purchase my book. Top 10 Reasons You Should Purchase MR. MALCOLM’S LIST 10. There aren’t enough Jane Austen imitators out there already. 9. You got a Kindle for Christmas. 8. You like the cover. 7. It’s not part of the Twilight saga. 6. You refuse to give any more money to the major publishing houses so they can give huge advances to fake memoirists/liars. 5. All the proceeds go to the author. 4. You really want to know the proper way to address the younger son of an Earl. 3. It’s not on Oprah’s Book Club list. 2. You’re a romantic, but you’d prefer not to read about laving tongues and glistening orbs.
And the number one reason you should purchase MR. MALCOLM’S LIST:
1. It’s guaranteed to make you laugh out loud or your money back. *
Convinced? You can purchase it here:
Mr. Malcolm’s List on Amazon.com (Paperback) Mr. Malcolm’s List on Amazon.com (Kindle) Mr. Malcolm’s List on Fictionwise.com (eBook)
To read excerpts of MR. MALCOLM’S LIST and INCOGNITO, click here.
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