Author
Suzanne Allain’s Generic Web Site
Offering a respite to weary internet surfers from all graphic
design, both good and bad.
This
site has none of the bells and whistles that you may usually associate with the
worldwide web. I apologize for
that. My website is temporarily down
while I work on a new and improved version that will wow you with its
magnificence when it is finally released.
Or not.
In
the meantime, you are welcome to click on any of the below links.
My
first book, INCOGNITO, is a romantic novel set in Regency England. It was released by Time Warner Books (now
called Hachette due to some kind of corporate takeover) in 2001. I like to describe the plot as “Oscar Wilde
meets Jane Austen”, although perhaps that’s not the best way to describe
it. Because now if you read my book you’ll
compare me with two of the greatest writers ever, which can only make me look
pretty bad. So forget that whole Jane
Austen/Oscar Wilde statement. It’s a
pretty lame book, really. Well, not
lame, exactly, but only marginally better than a mediocre book. Anyway, feel free to buy it and decide for
yourself.
You
can buy my book here: A great book (but not nearly as good as anything written
by Jane Austen or Oscar Wilde)
Perhaps
you’d like to read an excerpt first. I
don’t blame you. You can read an excerpt
of INCOGNITO here.
If
reading isn’t really your bag, baby, maybe you’d like to look at some great
photography. Check out this website: www.jonathanallain.com. (Of course, Jonathan is no relation of mine,
just some guy that has the same last name as me and lives in the same house.)
If
you’re an agent or a publisher and you stumbled across my website looking for a
new talent that you’d love to offer a publishing contract or lots of money to,
I’m your girl. Honestly, forget all of
the above about not being as good as Jane Austen or Oscar Wilde; I’m
better. Here’s my e-mail address so you
can contact me: e-mail address not spelled out because I’m being spammed
to death.
Finally,
here is a frequently updated link to some of my other writing (by “frequently”
I mean that this link is updated more than once every 5 years so check back in
2009):
INCOGNITA, a short story not to be confused with my book,
entitled INCOGNITO. (Okay, maybe I need
to enlarge my vocabulary, but it’s the perfect title, trust me.)
Thanks
for visiting, and because this site is generic, I will close by saying:
Have
a Nice Day. J